Jonan Yip - Chicken soup for the cynic, the fearless, the lost and the hopeful.

No really, it's all a load of shit in typed form.

5th January 2012

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Give me everything

Excuse me but I might consume more than the prerequisite volume of alcoholic beverages tonight and I might perform intercourse while intoxicated with you tonight.

Nerdy Pitbull don’t sound so good man.