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No really, it's all a load of shit in typed form.
No really, it's all a load of shit in typed form.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Could not put Humpty Dumpty together again
So they said ’ fuck this ’ and had some omelette instead.
Food for thought: why the hell’s he called ’ Humpty ’ ?
A. Genetic experiment gone wrong à la The Island of Doctor Moreau except that the mad doctor prefers fusing animals with his breakfast instead of humans.
B. He was a rather horny egg.
This used to be one my favourite nursery rhymes, damn.
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