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How to get more followers on tumblr:
1. Be a hot girl. ( If you aren’t you can give up, go home and hang yourself while masturbating to get the best orgasm ever before you die. )
2. If you aren’t, go for cosmetic surgery. ( It’s becoming so common I think they’re gonna start printing out discount coupons in the papers anytime now. )
3. Post lots of pictures with abundance of ( your ) cleavage while you go about your daily tasks. ( i.e You eating at a restaurant and bending over your dish in a low cut top, You drinking at a bar in a low cut top and utilising high angle shots, You squatting and taking a shit in a low cut top, etc. )
4. Voila! You have just become instant ( yes, like a packet of maggi ) tumblr royalty.
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