January 2012
7 posts
Girls so dangerous that they stay on your mind long after they have left your bed.
Terrible thoughts
There is wisdom to be gleaned from madness.
“My most basic credo is: I never said freedom was cheap. And it ain’t. Never will...”
– Sonny Barger, Hells Angels
When I grow up
When I grow up, I wanna be a good person. I wanna be a strong man that can protect my wife and family. I need to be someone whom my kids can look up to and emulate. I wanna be someone that people can rely on. I wanna let my parents age peacefully without any worries. Success is not an option but a necessary and I am willing to go through anything, anyone or anyhow to provide for the people I love...
Men think with their... Hearts?
Today I got on an extremely crowded bus because there was a pretty girl in the line.
It was stuffy, noisy and I had to stand for an hour and a half before I reached my stop.
But she was really pretty.
Give me everything
Excuse me but I might consume more than the prerequisite volume of alcoholic beverages tonight and I might perform intercourse while intoxicated with you tonight.
Nerdy Pitbull don’t sound so good man.
Gone with the Wind
That’s a pretty face my dear, but how much of it is actually yours?
December 2011
3 posts
But I love the way you roll excuses off the tip of your tongue as I slowly fall apart.
Thank God for the lie: things will be okay.
Feeling unknown and you’re all alone, flesh and bone by the telephone. Look into the receiver, I’ll make you a believer.
Take second best, put me to the test, things on your chest that you need to confess. I will deliver, you know I’m a forgiver.
November 2011
5 posts
Perspective.
One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.
Realise my soul
Hear em’ saying: How’d you get so rude and a’reckless? Don’t you be so crude and a’feckless, you’ve been drinking brew for breakfast. We reply: I know that my life make you nervous, but I tell you that I can’t live in service like a doctor born for a purpose.
Ain't easy but it's necessary.
It’s like this blud: Cause when the shit hits the fan, it’s all about whether you got the bollocks to look down at that piece of metal buried in your stomach, pull it out and take a good long gander at your own ugly insides.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Sometimes I gaze down upon humanity and I see millions and billions of pretty faces struggling to ascend their fleeting, vacuous existence. Trying to promote their singularity over everybody elses’, trying to escape the drab and dull existence that will eventually swallow them whole and devour them into nothingness, lost within the belly of history.
As I pace over the cerulean sky adorned...
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Why is this even an entire post
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Could not put Humpty Dumpty together again
So they said ’ fuck this ’ and had some omelette instead.
Food for thought: why the hell’s he called ’ Humpty ’ ?
A. Genetic experiment gone wrong à la The Island of Doctor Moreau except that the...
October 2011
15 posts
Memory
Do you remember the midsummer’s night dream we shared?
Of course you don’t.
The stars that night seem so distant now.
Sometimes drinking alone isn't the best of ideas
Why is it that, he thought bitterly to himself, fictional characters get all the luck. Like in that movie, yeah the one with Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet, what was it called again? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, yes that was it, they had nice things like companies that would erase the memories of your previous relationships that you had bungled and here he was, drinking this half - assed...
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There are some days when you feel like God has just decided to squat over your head and take shit.
And that he also ate something bad that day.
Pills enough to make me feel ill.
Being a man and I mean a real man is difficult. Sometimes you gotta do things you don’t wanna do, sometimes you gotta push people away you wanna spend the rest of your life with and sometimes, you gotta shatter your own dreams in order to preserve those of others.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
People hate and love and dream and aspire but that’s how life rolls.
And I...
Alcohol is your friend. Believe it.
The most common reason for a young man’s drunkenness is the love of a young woman.
Yes, whiskey, cognac, vodka and other spirits keep you company throughout those long lonely smoke-filled nights ha.
And worst, there were dreams come true.
Don't you just hate it
When your dad comes into your room to rip you a new one right after your mom does claiming that ” it’s different “.
How come everyone posts ’ everybody loves you when you’re dead ’ quotes or stuff like ’ people only remember after you die ’ whenever someone famous passes away hm.
I realised that I complain alot.
Bad Hair Days
Why is it that when you wake up with shitty hair in the morning which you try to fix with wax it always turns out looking like the little people living in your head are having a war and have been launching tactical nuclear strikes at one another.
Funky Ceili
” Over the seas and far away, off to Ameri-kay, where the wild, wild women are waiting for me. ” Everytime I listen to this song it brings tears to my eyes.
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Hello Zanitar! Ikky said that you read my blog, cheers babe!
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Domestic Violence
She tosses and turns under the covers knowing that he will return smelling of whiskey and cigarette smoke and cheap perfume but still she waits.
The clock ticks down to the hour, the very minute that the door creaks open and that intoxicated silhouette stumbles through in a drunken fury but still she waits.
She knows that she will be roused from her semi-conscious slumber with heavy blows from...
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Don’t you just hate it when you’ve unloaded the little sachets of seasoning and chilli oil and even worse, garnishing into one of your bowls of mee goreng or those lovely spicy Thai noodles and then you realise that they’re supposed to be cooked dry after adding water?
The Fairer Sex
Why did God make girls’ skin so soft, the twinkle in their eyes so alluring, their hair so nice smelling and then decide to create me like a troll sigh.
September 2011
15 posts
How to get more followers on tumblr:
1. Be a hot girl. ( If you aren’t you can give up, go home and hang yourself while masturbating to get the best orgasm ever before you die. )
2. If you aren’t, go for cosmetic surgery. ( It’s becoming so common I think they’re gonna start printing out discount coupons in the papers anytime now. )
3. Post lots of pictures with...
Food for thought and then dessert
Hello once again ( nonexistent ) readers, as you can see, I’m back to posting once again which means I am either feeling poetic and elegaic ( like Lil’ Wayne ) or am rather inebriated. ( which is a polite term for ’ drunk as fuck ’ but you knew that didn’t you, love )
Alright I’ll go easy on the bracketed comments for now.
What comes to mind is the topic that...
I’m a dead man walking, someone forgot to put the last nail in the coffin.
For the lack of someone to say it to.
Irony is that the broken hearted often write the most beautiful things.
Alcohol dreams and Moonlight beams
You know, it all comes down to the hiss of a cigarette, the bottom of the bottle and the cold eternal dance of the constellations ‘ccompanying you through the night.
Old Harry's Game
Nietzsche: ” Through logic and the Power of Reason I declare that God is dead. ”
Satan: ” That’s not very credible innit? “
Nietzsche: ” Why do you say that? “
Satan: ” Well I mean you’re down here and he isn’t, that right old chum? “
Your eyes glitter with the light of the twin moons. Your hair flaxen, flowing with the wind’s careless whisper. When you smile the world stops and stares for awhile. The words that you utter take over my mind, my soul, my everything. Human expression fails to define what I feel when I see your heart shatter. But still I stay silent, like a gargoyle, aware of the deadly ugliness within and...
If only people weren’t so afraid to say what they felt, the world would be plenty less complicated.
Hopeless Optimism
I heard you been losing your mind, shit I been lost mine but I still stay focused through good and bad times. Compare your worst fuckin’ day to my best fuckin’ night. I bet my red last cent that you couldn’t stand the sight of loss of loved ones to the life of drug funds.They counted me out, from what? I’m not done. Give me a chance to shine and I’ma blind the...
One of the greatest accomplishments of the human mind is to not give a shit.
“And all the broken hearted people in the world agree: there will be an answer...”
– And cause there ain’t really nothin’ any of us can do either.
Caverns
The most painful thing will not be knowledge of what has happened or what she said. Instead the hope of what could have been, the very idea that things should have turned out better and that which has been lost returns to haunt you not only in your sleep but also in the backseat of your mind.
Sleep on the bus is actually pretty awesome except… when you wake up mid-snore and you realise that the majority of passengers are glaring at you for noise pollution.
“You’d better run, better run, outrun my gun.”
August 2011
25 posts
God is real. You’d better believe it. God is a snotty kid with an ant farm and a magnifying glass and lots of sun.
Isn’t it funny how people always think that they’re gonna marry the person who will break their heart and eat it in the end.
The Quick Fix
Sometimes a good hard suckerpunch in the face works just as well as hours of long counselling and smothering concern.
I hate it how people like my neighbours force a smile to hide the disapproving glint in their eyes whenever I meet them with my parents. Fuck you, I’m not going to change myself for anybody and you’d think that civilisation has evolved to a point where they’ve stopped all the witch hunts.
I’m alot like you so please, hello I’m here, I’m waiting. I think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me.