Jonan Yip - Chicken soup for the cynic, the fearless, the lost and the hopeful.

No really, it's all a load of shit in typed form.

28th January 2012

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Yeah once again people base what they believe on hearsay shit happens mate, shit happens.

23rd January 2012

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Girls so dangerous that they stay on your mind long after they have left your bed.

21st January 2012

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Terrible thoughts

There is wisdom to be gleaned from madness.

10th January 2012

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My most basic credo is: I never said freedom was cheap. And it ain’t. Never will be.It’s been the highest priced and most precious commodity in my life.
— Sonny Barger, Hells Angels

6th January 2012

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When I grow up

When I grow up, I wanna be a good person. I wanna be a strong man that can protect my wife and family. I need to be someone whom my kids can look up to and emulate. I wanna be someone that people can rely on. I wanna let my parents age peacefully without any worries. Success is not an option but a necessary and I am willing to go through anything, anyone or anyhow to provide for the people I love the most.

Unfortunately, I am a rather far cry from that and I should stop being drunk all the time.

5th January 2012

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Men think with their… Hearts?

Today I got on an extremely crowded bus because there was a pretty girl in the line.

It was stuffy, noisy and I had to stand for an hour and a half before I reached my stop.

But she was really pretty.

5th January 2012

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Give me everything

Excuse me but I might consume more than the prerequisite volume of alcoholic beverages tonight and I might perform intercourse while intoxicated with you tonight.

Nerdy Pitbull don’t sound so good man.

2nd January 2012

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Gone with the Wind

That’s a pretty face my dear, but how much of it is actually yours?

28th December 2011

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But I love the way you roll excuses off the tip of your tongue as I slowly fall apart.

12th December 2011

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Thank God for the lie: things will be okay.